Thor/The Lion King
parallels

(Source: penny-hartzs, via l-o-k-i-hiddleston)

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3 days ago

vardaesque:

seahchel:

vardaesque:

whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it

(via grissythedog)

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3 days ago

ben-c:

in light of how absolutely lovely my followers have been lately i felt you deserved something in return  uwu

i didn’t have a ton of money to do a large giveaway but i’ve put together a little one ^_^

basically:

  • follow me, my sherlock blog, and this kitten
  • only reblogs count, like if u want but it aint gonna do shit lol
  • yes i’ll ship anywhere

things:

  • anatomical heart necklace
  • tardis pillow
  • sherlock poster

i’m away most of august so ends august 30th  uwu

(via grissythedog)

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3 days ago
katarakarate:

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.
I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.Fuck your pretentious shit.


"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

katarakarate:

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.

I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.

Fuck your pretentious shit.

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"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

(via wingsandblueeyes)

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3 days ago

jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

(via mikotoawase)

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3 days ago

super-highschool-level-homestuck:

iprayforangels:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

(Source: princessveroni, via terraaliena)

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4 days ago
The Afterward: A Story About Chairs →

magic-n-science:

TITLE: The Afterward: A Story About Chairs
AUTHOR: ficthatswhatimeanttosay (staythatswhatimeanttosay)
ONESHOT
RATING:
T, language, dark themes.
GENRE(S): Drama, Romance
SUMMARY: Vengeance. And afterward, this cell.
NOTES/WARNINGS: Written for Grissy as a part of the Starfrost Exchange on AO3.

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4 days ago
fierceawakening:

poeticrican:

grrrls-fighting-back:

"My name is Michael Hunter. I was diagnosed with leukemia in June 2013 & was told on June 11, 2014 that I only have a few months left to live if I can’t find a donor. Please help me with my biological family or a donor match! I was born in Columbus, OH 3/1/1985 at Doctor’s North Hospital and given the name Christopher Brown. Please share"
Michael is a friend, I’m asking that you all take the time to share this. He desperately needs a bone marrow donor and there is very limited number of African American donors. Without a donor Michael is going to die.
Michael was adopted and does not know his birth family. We know he has a half brother but have no information about him.
He does not specifically need an African American Donor but because of all of the things that factor into finding a match (blood type, dna tissue etc.) , someone of similar descent is more likely to be a closer match.
If anyone knows anything about Michael’s birth family or if you would like to see if you are a match, please privately message me. I can put you in touch with him and his caregivers directly!
We hope through spreading awareness we can either find his birth family whom he does not know or find a donor match. Michael lives in the Cincinnati, OH area. Please dont just like this or scroll past. Please share this! You could save his life!

BOOST. Its so hard for Black people to find donors.

Signal boost

fierceawakening:

poeticrican:

grrrls-fighting-back:

"My name is Michael Hunter. I was diagnosed with leukemia in June 2013 & was told on June 11, 2014 that I only have a few months left to live if I can’t find a donor. Please help me with my biological family or a donor match! I was born in Columbus, OH 3/1/1985 at Doctor’s North Hospital and given the name Christopher Brown. Please share"

Michael is a friend, I’m asking that you all take the time to share this. He desperately needs a bone marrow donor and there is very limited number of African American donors. Without a donor Michael is going to die.

Michael was adopted and does not know his birth family. We know he has a half brother but have no information about him.

He does not specifically need an African American Donor but because of all of the things that factor into finding a match (blood type, dna tissue etc.) , someone of similar descent is more likely to be a closer match.

If anyone knows anything about Michael’s birth family or if you would like to see if you are a match, please privately message me. I can put you in touch with him and his caregivers directly!

We hope through spreading awareness we can either find his birth family whom he does not know or find a donor match. Michael lives in the Cincinnati, OH area. Please dont just like this or scroll past. Please share this! You could save his life!

BOOST. Its so hard for Black people to find donors.

Signal boost

(via mikotoawase)

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5 days ago

The Light in Her Eyes (2011)

(Source: slumkitty, via terraaliena)

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5 days ago

ihmaiw2d:

p00pindaisies:

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

image

TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

image

oh my god…

that’s 10 years but ok.

^I didn’t know it was 2004

(via winchesterinengland)

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1 week ago
thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

(via booksandtunes)

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1 week ago
IMPORTANT ALL LOKANERS MUST READ THIS →

The Afterward: A Story About Chairs

This is a MUST READ for all those who dare call themselves Lokane Shippers. This wonderful piece was written by NextToSomething and omg, just read it.

Do it.

You won’t regret it.

Like honestly this is the best Lokane story in the history of Lokane stories. 

I cried. 

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1 week ago

ben-c:

in light of how absolutely lovely my followers have been lately i felt you deserved something in return  uwu

i didn’t have a ton of money to do a large giveaway but i’ve put together a little one ^_^

basically:

  • follow me, my sherlock blog, and this kitten
  • only reblogs count, like if u want but it aint gonna do shit lol
  • yes i’ll ship anywhere

things:

  • anatomical heart necklace
  • tardis pillow
  • sherlock poster

i’m away most of august so ends august 30th  uwu

(via ben-c)

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Posted
1 week ago

The Afterward: A Story About Chairs

ficthatswhatimeanttosay:

TITLE: The Afterward: A Story About Chairs

ONESHOT/CHAPTER NUMBER: 1/1

RATING: T, language, dark themes.

GENRE(S): Lokane

SUMMARY: Vengeance. And afterward, this cell. 

NOTES/WARNINGS: Written for Grissyas a part of the Starfrost Exchange on AO3.

Thanks to thereallimegreenandloki on Tumblr for beta reading this for me! Any mistakes are my own.

To Grissy, I hope you like my humble offering for a darker Loki, a darker Jane, and a darker (almost) romance.

.oOo.

Vengeance. And afterward, this cell.

——-

Loki sits in a chair. It wobbles something fierce since he sent it careening across his cell into the walls that provided no privacy for his grief.

(The first time he was locked in this cell.)

He has to sit still as the dead to keep it from rocking.

But stolen relics don’t move much in their displays.

——-

Jane sits in a chair. Years of perching on lab stools have her seated near its edge, doctoral posture unconsciously curving her spine into something less than comfortable. The chair is as large and inviting as her boyfriend-cum-prince’s arms, swathed in the same opulent scarlet.

And as with Thor, she can’t relax into its comfort.

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1 week ago
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