The Afterward: A Story About Chairs

ficthatswhatimeanttosay:

TITLE: The Afterward: A Story About Chairs

ONESHOT/CHAPTER NUMBER: 1/1

RATING: T, language, dark themes.

GENRE(S): Lokane

SUMMARY: Vengeance. And afterward, this cell. 

NOTES/WARNINGS: Written for Grissyas a part of the Starfrost Exchange on AO3.

Thanks to thereallimegreenandloki on Tumblr for beta reading this for me! Any mistakes are my own.

To Grissy, I hope you like my humble offering for a darker Loki, a darker Jane, and a darker (almost) romance.

.oOo.

Vengeance. And afterward, this cell.

——-

Loki sits in a chair. It wobbles something fierce since he sent it careening across his cell into the walls that provided no privacy for his grief.

(The first time he was locked in this cell.)

He has to sit still as the dead to keep it from rocking.

But stolen relics don’t move much in their displays.

——-

Jane sits in a chair. Years of perching on lab stools have her seated near its edge, doctoral posture unconsciously curving her spine into something less than comfortable. The chair is as large and inviting as her boyfriend-cum-prince’s arms, swathed in the same opulent scarlet.

And as with Thor, she can’t relax into its comfort.

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Posted
9 hours ago

sheep-girl:

teenage girls actually have to go through a lot of bullshit and the fact that it’s considered cool to make fun of them for being upset or emotional is kind of gross

Most of the time it’s other teenage girls making fun of them sooo….

(via booksandtunes)

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22 hours ago
fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

image

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

(via electricsed)

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1 day ago

itreallyisthelittlethings:

Want an awesome Star Trek Backpack or Messenger bag? Want it for free? Then this is the post for you!

With school starting up all too soon (sorry for the reminder) I figured it was a good time for my etsy shop To Boldly Hold to have another giveaway,

There will be TWO prizes: ONE custom backpack and ONE messenger bag with the fabric of your choice!

There will be TWO winners selected. The first winner has their pick between backpack and messenger bag; the second winner receives what the first does not select.

To enter you are allowed ONE REBLOG and ONE LIKE per day. Each note gets you one entry and I’ll use a random number generator to pick the winner. (I’m not responsible for any tumblr fuckary i.e. lost reblog’s or likes.)

You do not have to follow me to enter- however, if you like Star Trek enough to use one of these bags, I’d say you have a good chance of liking my blog.

The giveaway will close on Friday August 15th at 9PM PST. The winner will be tagged in a post and I’ll also send an ask, so be sure yours is open. The winners will have 24 hours to respond to the message. If I don’t receive a response within 24 hours, I will select another recipient.

Good luck!

(via electricsed)

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Posted
1 day ago

cancerlicious:

i love dragon type moms so much

(via omnicat)

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Posted
1 day ago

bertiebottselliebean:

sixpenceee:

Sometimes the internet can be a great place. 

I’m not crying you’re crying

(via iamartemisday)

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Posted
3 days ago
pukingdads:

I haven’t laughed so hard in a rlly long time

pukingdads:

I haven’t laughed so hard in a rlly long time

(via terraaliena)

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Posted
3 days ago

fourtrisly:

the-canadian-government:

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"image

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

 image

"wow! who taught you-"

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why do you know so much about sex
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why are you so calm about porn
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Why do you know so much about murdering people
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Why do you want to murder a lot of people

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(Source: nappyheadet, via booksandtunes)

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3 days ago
thepoeticrebel:


simchiller:

they outlawed this move just because she was the only woman who could do it. 
Surya Bonaly was infamous for (among other things) doing aone blade backflip in the 1998 Olympics, and is the ONLY figure skater who’s ever pulled that off. Not just the only woman, the only figure skater PERIOD. There’s like all ofthree Olympic-class male skaters who did backflips in their routines, and NONE of them could do it one blade.
But wait, there’s more.
Backflips were banned from the 1976 Olympics onward on the official justification that skating jumps are supposed to be landed on one blade, whereas backflips are landed on both blades. The unofficial justification was it was too dangerous, both to the athlete and to the rink — if you didn’t land it perfectly, you could not only break your ankle, but also punch THROUGH the ice surface.
Surya Bonaly was openly contemptuous of the figure skating judges, because they were a bunch of openly racist white men who always screwed her over by giving her lower scores than she deserved. That one-blade backflip was her ultimate FUCK YOU! to the Olympics judges, because she took an “illegal” backflip and made it legal by landing it on one blade. Pretty much DARING them to mark her down for being epic awesome and pulling a move that their precious coddled white girls didn’t have the guts to even think about.
They did, of course. White racism knows no bounds. But she utterly owned them with that move.
not only did she do a fucking backflip and land, she landed then went right into a triple loop. like holy fuck

Damn son I ain’t seen shit like that.

thepoeticrebel:

simchiller:

they outlawed this move just because she was the only woman who could do it. 

Surya Bonaly was infamous for (among other things) doing aone blade backflip in the 1998 Olympics, and is the ONLY figure skater who’s ever pulled that off. Not just the only woman, the only figure skater PERIOD. There’s like all ofthree Olympic-class male skaters who did backflips in their routines, and NONE of them could do it one blade.

But wait, there’s more.

Backflips were banned from the 1976 Olympics onward on the official justification that skating jumps are supposed to be landed on one blade, whereas backflips are landed on both blades. The unofficial justification was it was too dangerous, both to the athlete and to the rink — if you didn’t land it perfectly, you could not only break your ankle, but also punch THROUGH the ice surface.

Surya Bonaly was openly contemptuous of the figure skating judges, because they were a bunch of openly racist white men who always screwed her over by giving her lower scores than she deserved. That one-blade backflip was her ultimate FUCK YOU! to the Olympics judges, because she took an “illegal” backflip and made it legal by landing it on one blade. Pretty much DARING them to mark her down for being epic awesome and pulling a move that their precious coddled white girls didn’t have the guts to even think about.

They did, of course. White racism knows no bounds. But she utterly owned them with that move.

not only did she do a fucking backflip and land, she landed then went right into a triple loop. like holy fuck

Damn son I ain’t seen shit like that.

(via booksandtunes)

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Posted
3 days ago
mikotoawase:

alyricalsecret:

try and tell me this isnt the cutest thing ever


Papa’s got his arm (?) around mama, who’s got all the pups nesting by her! This is like the most perfect family that ever perfected!

mikotoawase:

alyricalsecret:

try and tell me this isnt the cutest thing ever

Papa’s got his arm (?) around mama, who’s got all the pups nesting by her! This is like the most perfect family that ever perfected!

(Source: izismile.com)

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Posted
4 days ago

When I was younger, I used to believe that the world would fast forward when we fell asleep, but it wouldn’t fast forward until everyone fell asleep. So those who were already asleep would dream while waiting for the one’s who were still awake to go to sleep.

Posted
1 week ago

actorswithactionfigures:

marvelandspiderman:

Well if this isn’t just the cutest

~Peter

Don’t think I’ve ever blogged the whole comic, in its entire adorableness…

You’re welcome :)

A-Babies VS. X-Babies. Written by Skottie Young. Art by Gurihiru.

(via fandom-mental-hospital)

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1 week ago
sometimessassystoner:

transgirltumbling:

s-uicida-ll:

satanstruemistress:

grimmzai:

un-original-fan:

peppermint3y3candy:

oh hell no

fucking nope.

FUCK THAT.

I think this movie traumatized a generation.

*goosebumps* just..no

I’m not playing …

One Christmas when I was 7 my parents bought this for me and my little sister. On my mom’s first move she got ‘kidnapped by monkeys’ and she went to the bathroom and started screaming and then my dad told me and my younger sister to run away or they’d get us too.
They found us half way down the block with our jackets on upside down and laughed at our tears.

sometimessassystoner:

transgirltumbling:

s-uicida-ll:

satanstruemistress:

grimmzai:

un-original-fan:

peppermint3y3candy:

oh hell no

fucking nope.

FUCK THAT.

I think this movie traumatized a generation.

*goosebumps* just..no

I’m not playing …

One Christmas when I was 7 my parents bought this for me and my little sister. On my mom’s first move she got ‘kidnapped by monkeys’ and she went to the bathroom and started screaming and then my dad told me and my younger sister to run away or they’d get us too.

They found us half way down the block with our jackets on upside down and laughed at our tears.

(Source: cartoon-motion-life, via terraaliena)

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Posted
1 week ago

captain-boomerang:

imagineteenwolflike:

captain-boomerang:

bringing this back around just in case you’ve had a bad day

my favorite thing about this post being popular is that people like you are using it to cheer other people up, that is rad, thank you for being rad

(via fandom-mental-hospital)

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Posted
1 week ago
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